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Is Not My Girlfriend…
It Hurts, It Hurts, It Hurts…
Yeah Well… Shiz?
Lawl so how be you all today? I’m a tad bored… but i’ve just found my love for Drakengard again… it’s this well old game for PS2 with lots of dragons and shiz : ) I quite like it. Its full of blood and killing hundreds of enimies. Its like ha. LOVE IT.
Well yeaaah, not going to MSI nows… but pfft shit happens don’t it?
I’m sure I shall have another chance to go rock it out with peoples : ]
Oh dearrr guitar lesson and shiz… like 20 min.. and I havent practiced what i was given to do in like.. weeks. 0_o
I’m screwed. Ahh well… This will be short cause I want to practice now so i’m not to shite, but gawwwddd i really need to sort stuff out… but it can wait. ahh wells.
Love ya’llllll
xxxxxxxxx
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Where The Royal Jelly Is Made…
Don’t worry about the title and subtitle of this… Its actually a song from “Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story”… thats not all that was hard today : )
Wtf? I’m writing random shiz, anyways yeah, that is in know way refereing to me wanting to touch your “royal jelly”
Not that I even know what Royal Jelly is. Don’t ask why I am giving it Capitals, it isn’t some kind of title its not like Duke or Earl. I cant say “Oh look its the Royal Jelly Of Glostishire” well maybe it sounds interesting but its nothing like the “Grand Duke of Glostishire” is it? I don’t even know if they have one… If they don’t… Fuck Them. If they do, they are lucky. Possibly annoying : )
I so want to be the given the title “Royal Jelly of Wheathampstead” makes me sound like some kinda Sperm producing monster! ;D Or a posh manwhore or something. Or I just have rather jelly like man juices.
Something like that… Anyways! Matt IS WELL HAPPY INIT THO today cause of many things, one I shall not be going into simply due to the fact that you don’t need to know about it.
The second, is OMG carrot cake that doesn’t taste like carrots.. more cheese like : O
That was well scanky but well funny making it… It’s your fault not mine : )
You were telling me what to do!
You also know who “You” is : )
Just Accept My Logic And Touch It. Where The Royal Jelly May Well Be Made, But Don’t Blame Me If It Isn’t.
Yeah.. Don’t ask.
Also MSI. I BEST BE GOINGS LIKE. I have 1 week to listen to 2 Albums enough to know the songs pretty well.. Gheyyy lol hench listening soon then… I need a piss, brb. But yeah! AND OMG Noel Fielding like… He might be thar cause he is like with the singerer person of the support band. I so want to masturbate on his face : )
OMGOMGOMG I WANT IT. What you ask? I don’t know.. Maybe Noel.
This leads me perfectly onto cream. Squirty Cream Fights are fucking awesome. Stains everywhere. Rather “Oh dear what have you been up to” kinda stains. Especially with the amount of crotch shots. With the squirty cream that is.. not uh.. nevermind.
lol
Now due to the fact that a certain “You” has to go to bed in 3 min I am cutting this one short, and I may right another one at some point later on : )
Much love to you all, especially You. Yes You. The One Who I Rather Like 
Anyways Enough about meeee, What have you been up to?
Much lovexx
++FUCKING BOOSH YEAH 6 months in 2 days.. CANT FREEKING WAIT. I WANT EVERYONE NOWS : O
xxx
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I’m leading someone elses life…
My, my, what a gap since my last post. Last post was a bad day. Not fun really… but pfft. Things have got better since. Much better : )
Like.. YAYS, kinda better… Cause YAYS is good right? Like WHOOP YAYS. Cause thats definately good.
Maybe I’ll even go as far as WHOOPUS MA SHOOPUS WOWZAS MY TROUSAS. (That has no reference to my trousers, or anything in my trousers. It just rhymed. Okay?)
Today was fun, tomorrow will be crap, tuesday will be… School 
So Mehhehhh : (
Lifes pretty fun at the moment.. Love it…
Love ya’ll
xxxxxxx
